Right behind the backstop seemed like a good spot to watch the game. I set my camp chair up next to Helen, one of the other team moms, I placed my water bottle and keys under the chair, made sure my camera was ready, and settled comfortably down to cheer on my daughter’s team. I was excited. This was the championship game and we were undefeated. The other team would have to beat us twice in order to take the championship away from us. Both teams were equally matched. It was going to be a great game.
We were still in the first inning when a player from the other team hit a pop-up foul over the backstop. Both Helen and I rose from our seats to get out of the way. Helen ran to the right to safety. I, on the other hand, somehow got tangled in my chair, slipped on the gravel, and was hit by the ball in the shoulder on the way down. My sunglasses fell to my chin as I landed in an undignified heap next to my chair. I heard people either gasp or exclaim, “Oh!”
Helen, some of the other parents, the umpire, both of our coaches, AND the head coach of the other team all came running over to me.
I should have played dead.
If I had played dead then maybe I could have saved face–a little. If I had feigned serious injury I might have received some sympathy. But I was stupid. And mortified. I scrambled to my feet and plopped myself back into my chair. Of course everyone was asking me if I was okay. I kept nodding my head. They kept asking and I kept nodding. You know how people’s lips will quiver when they are trying really hard not to laugh? There was lots of lip quivering going on.
I finally said, “I’m fine,” and gave the thumbs up sign. Everyone went back to where they’d been before my ungraceful fall and the game resumed.
When our team came in from the field for our turn at bat, my daughter came over to me with a big grin on her face. “Nice one, Mom!”
I laughed and said, “Yes it was!” Huh looked me over (I think to make sure I was indeed okay) and then went into the dugout.
Later in the game, Huh tripped while attempting to steal second base. Luckily the second baseman bobbled the ball and Huh, army man style, crawled to the base and was declared safe. We all cheered. After she scored at home I hollered at her, “Nice one, Huh!” She laughed and showed me her bloody knee.
We went on to win the game 13 – 6. Our girls were the undefeated champions! We poured onto the field to take pictures while the team was presented with their trophies. The head coach of the other team walked up to me and asked again, “Are you sure you are alright?” His lip was quivering.
I really should have played dead when I’d had the chance. Sheesh!
I said that I was fine and then I said, “You know the girl that tripped running to second?”
“Yeah?”
“Well that was my daughter.”
That was when he decided it was okay to laugh. He laughed hard. One of the parents spoke up and said, “Yes, they like to keep it in the family.”
I proudly replied, “She gets all of her grace from me!”
That night at dinner with the team Huh and I had to endure more good-natured teasing. We didn’t mind. We decided to just enjoy it and even embellished the story a bit. Huh was going home with a trophy and another injury to show off. And I was going home with a story for my blog.
It’s all good.
June 16, 2008 at 11:30 pm
Bet there WAS a lot of lip quivering! Glad you were ok–those balls can really hurt. I understand the ‘why won’t the earth swallow me whole?’ moments. They’re funny later, though.
June 17, 2008 at 3:45 pm
This is a really cute story. It’s one of those things that’s funny later. Man, those balls hurt! Did you have a bruise? I loved your “should have played dead!” It’s also cute that your daughter fell but also wonderful that she was unhurt and safe. All’s well that ends well, so they say. Glad your tourney went well and everyone is safe and happy.
June 17, 2008 at 4:02 pm
Congrats! Great story
June 17, 2008 at 4:51 pm
If my son were there, his lip would have been quivering too. He thinks it’s hilarious to see people trip and fall. Glad you weren’t seriously hurt and that you could use this opportunity for a good post!
June 17, 2008 at 5:04 pm
Thank you for signing the petition!! You’re the coolest, if not gracefullest
June 18, 2008 at 1:07 am
glad to know I’m not the only one who has those kinds of moments…
I had one today, in fact, only ditzy instead of klutzy: I had to take the car in to have the oil changed before we go on holiday, and the dealership arranged to take me and my DD home so we didn’t have to sit and wait for our car; as the shuttle driver pulled into my driveway, it dawned on me that I’d left my house keys on my car keys, which were back at the dealership (I felt especially bad b/c I’d just been kvetching to the driver about the insane price of gas)… oh well, I blame it on being blonde…
*MWAH!*
Tanya
June 18, 2008 at 10:54 am
Great story. At one of my son’s practices I was helping them out, pitching, and in the process was taking out by a 4 foot 9 year old rounding third….Broke my glasses, cuts..the works. Sports, they bring out the best in us…even the spectators.
Congrats on the win by the way
June 18, 2008 at 8:13 pm
HA! That is so something that would happen to me. I trip over my own feet, non-existant cracks, etc. all of the time. I have no grace really.
Congrats to your team!
June 19, 2008 at 5:23 am
That story reminds me of being in elementary school playing kickball. I was always last to be chosen for teams because I didn’t know how to kick the ball. There really is a technique, you know. (I learned that when I took a P.E. class in my teaching course.) “How to teach kids skills to play sports” Where were those people when I was on a kickball team in 1970? Anyway, I met up with one guy who used to tease me as a kid for being a “spaz”. Don’t you know that I challenged him to a game of kickball at the age of 40 in order to redeem myself? Damn, I showed him how good I became at kicking that ball!!
June 30, 2008 at 8:33 pm
I tell others that my middle name is Grace. Went to put mail in the box outside of Cub Foods one day. I rode my Harley right up to the box. Tipped the bike over and cannot pick it up my self. I saw a guy walking into the store with a small smile and asked him to help me. After words I think it was more of an order out of being embaeased for him to help me. So he helped me which I was very happy for. Then some kick walks by and says nice bike. Just tipped it I said. His dad asked if I got hutrt? Just my pride I replyed with a smile. It is nice to hear of other stories about being Gracefull too. Thanks for the smile!!!!!
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That was a cute story. Nice to see you have humor- even if you have no grace.
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